Georgi Dimitrof

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Georgi Dimitrof

Profession: Mayor of Chernobyl, and reactor leak maintenance man.

Hobbies: Surfing the web, hunting giant cockroaches, and peeling off dead skin.

Hi, my name is Georgi Dimitrof. I am the Mayor of Chernobyl. I am also Chernobyl’s only citizen. That makes my job pretty easy, not much to do around here really. Sometimes I go down and watch the giant cockroaches devastating my vegetable garden. Well, that doesn’t bother me so much any more, because there are plenty of vegetables for everyone: my tomatoes and pumpkins have grown twice the size of the roaches already . . . But I am not here to tell you about myself. I am here to tell you about Chernobyl. Why don’t you come on over and visit me. There is a lot to see and do here in Chernobyl; plenty of room at the hotel too, and our kitchens are always stocked with fresh vegetables and giant slabs of glowing beef. We offer fishing, horseback riding, hunting, (we hunt roaches mostly) movies, (the China Syndrome staring Jane Fonda) and tours of temporarily closed reactor facilities: get an inside look at how our nation produces electricity... Yes it is an exciting, thrilling, radioactive experience, guarantied to change you, inside and out. So, If you are interested I will send you a travel guide as an attachment on your email. Write me at: georgi@meltdown.help

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