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| Profession:Ravaging the countryside, and collecting unemployment insurance. |
| Hobbies: watching hundreds of boring TV programs at once. |
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| Hi, originally I was a water serpent that ravaged the country of Argos. I grow two heads for every one that is cut off, so don't make me angry. Anyway since the beginning of the dark ages it has been hard to find work. I need a job. Just think of the possibilities. I would love to pose as a fashion model: I could wear a designers entire hat collection at once. I could recite countless books of poetry too; or keep my eye on hundreds of kindergarten children. More traditionally I could work for insane third world leaders, and American interest groups, ravaging and clearing entire regions from infested rebel strong holds. I'll take anything, any job at all? write me at: hydra@terrifyingcreature.com, if you need my help. |
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