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| Profession: secret weapon for the CIA; and -- because secret weapons are not paid like they used to be -- part time duck hunter. |
| Hobbies: spending long hours in the gymnasium, mostly in the women’s changing room. And spying on the president. |
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| Hi, my name is Jack Shadow. You can’t see me, but I am, indeed, on this page, exactly in the middle of the picture. Go ahead, take another look at it. See me? Impossible, right? No matter how long you look at it you will not see me. No, I am not so small to the naked eye that I do not exist. And I am not cowering behind the furniture, or painted like a wall either. You can not see me because I am the world famous “Invisible Man!” In that case let me give you a brief description of myself: I am about 4 feet high, 300 hundred pounds heavy, bald, hunched, and held up on porky little limbs; warts cover 80% of my body, the rest of my skin is afflicted with scaly rashes and scabs; my nose is bent, my ears are limp, on my face boils and pimples exude puss and water, and finally, long strands of saliva spills profusely down my chin . . . Wew! Thank god I’m invisible, right!!! |
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