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In Africa, during the mid-Cenozoic period, primates began a new way of life. They occupied grasslands and savannas, assumed a ground-dwelling style of life, and founded the evolutionary line that eventually led to human's, right? Wrong! That is what our feet have been telling us for centuries. The truth? The Anti feet league, or AFL, conducted secret experiments in foot safe laboratories. They discovered that our planet had been attacked by aliens, some eight thousand years ago. The invasion came in liquid form like rain. The plasmatic appendage fluid quickly soaked into the unprotected paws of several ape species including the humanoid, metamorphosing the ape foot into a higher species of foot, known as Fungal Parasitus: the alien being. Within one year humanoid feet had evolved from that of a primate, to that of homosapien . . . Thus, Fungal Parasitus grew and prospered. Each day the Fungal community adapted magnificently to their hosts. And their clue-less victims evolved rapidly into what we now know as civilized man. Why? Because man's brain is no match for his feet, this is why homosapien had been proven the best possible host.
Apparently the ape-man did not adapt to the alien parasite very well, for it quickly became extinct. Scientists believe that this particular ape species was just to intelligent to be mentally manipulated . . . The humanoid, on the other hand, thrived.
The cave symbol above, another astonishing piece of evidence, was later discovered to be the national Fungal symbol later found on Fungal flags, advertisements, and shoes.
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