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Sagittarius (23. 11.-21. 12.)


Career: The stars have spoken Sagittarius. Your dream of searching for sunken treasure will come true. It will happen one day when you are at the beach. An old man, with long white hair and tangled in seaweed, will suddenly wash up onto shore. The bad news: the old man will be dead. The good news: the old man will be dead. If he had been alive he would have killed you while you are trying to take the wet treasure map from his greedy paws.   Love: Yes, now you will have your very own treasure map. And after going to the library and discovering that the map is authentic; after realising that the map reveals the location of a vast fortune sunken not far from your home town, the librarian will fall in love with you. Money: Sorry, although your not bad looking, the librarian will only truly love your treasure map. Health: On the other hand you don't love the librarian either. In fact you will bring the librarian along only to let your partner dive first; not because you are generous, not because you are afraid of water either, but mostly because you are afraid of sharks. The bad news: there will be sharks. More bad news: sharks are very hungry animals, and will not be satisfied with just one skinny little librarian. Sagittarius, the only treasure worth dieing for is love.


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