Capricorn

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Capricorn(22. 12.-20. 1.)

Career: Good news, Capricorn! This month you will not lose your job and get thrown in jail. The bad news: instead you will be kidnaped by aliens! Love: Being in the company of slimy green frog men from outer-space, and at the same time being the subject of nasty experiments you will unfortunately have no time for love. Money: You will eventually be brought back down to earth. You will have no more memory of your traumatic experience, yet -- the aliens will be merciful -- your pockets will be stuffed with thousand dollar bills. Health: And now, while looking around you, you will discover that you are not at home, but standing in the middle of east L.A., in a street controlled by the Bloods! Capricorn, it looks like the aliens had not been merciful after all, but busy with one last nasty experiment . . . You will wake up in the emergency department of the hospital. Your money will be gone, so will your shoes and socks. You will be plugged with several tiny knife wounds and suffering from amnesia. . . Capricorn, if I were you, I would rather lose my job and get thrown in jail.

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