Aquarius

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Aquarius (21. 1.-20. 2.)

Career: Bad news Aquarius! Your application for a raise will finally come through. . . What’s so bad about that? Well, your raise will mean a higher rank . . . Still not so bad, huh? Well, not if you were to stay at your old post; unfortunately your new rank will take you to Chernobyl! Love: Sorry, love, romance and passion are not waiting for you in Chernobyl: other than the mayor you will be Chernobyl's only citizen. Loneliness will follow you everywhere you go. True, the mayor will invite you over for dinner, but you don’t understand a single word of Russian, he does not speak English either, and his disgusting appearances will make you sick to your stomach: the radiation. Money: To be sure, no raise, rank, or amount of money in the world could ever match the misery you will experience. Health: Because your house is no more than a few feet away from the leaky reactor, you will wake up in the morning and vomit. Your hair will fall out. You will be short of breath, and your bones will become brittle and break. You will suffer from cataracts, delirium, convulsions, sterility, and your skin will change color and fall off. Worse still, there will be no other forms of wild life other than giant cockroaches . . . Aquarius, please, don’t ask for a raise.

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