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Bias Onus Quarterly

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Aries (21. 3.-20. 4.)


Career: Good news, Aries , this month a strange light will shine down from the heavens while you are in the backyard of your house, and you will be changed into a flower. Love: honey bees, old ladies, and dogs will fall in love with you. Money: Good news, you will no longer have any need for money: all a flower needs is plenty of rain and sunshine. Health: Bad news: lawn mowers don't care if you are a flower or a weed: they cut anything thats in their way. Aries , drain the lawn mower of its gasoline, now!

 


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