Taurus

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Taurus (21. 3.-20. 4.)

Career: Good news Taurus, your dream of repairing equipment in outer-space will finally come true. Yes, you will be in charge of repairing the Mars Pathfinder. The bad news: Since the Pathfinder is very small, and since Nasa is bent on saving money, you, and your tools, will be shrunk down to the size of a nickle, and sent to Mars on the back of an old V2 War rocket built by the Nazis. Love: Sorry there are no known humans, that are the size of a nickle, living on Mars. I'm afraid you will be terribly lonely, not just because you will be the only living organism on the entire planet, but mostly because you will be stranded on Mars forever. Money: True, you will earn huge sums of money, yet what the hell can you do with huge sums of money on Mars? Health: Great news! You will discover that you are not alone. There is life on Mars after all. The bad news: Martians are huge and almost completely blind, sorry, Taurus, they will crush you under foot while you are trying to make contact . . . Taurus, try repairing dishwashers, down here on earth!

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