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True Fate |
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Gemini (21. 5.-21. 6.) |
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Career: Great news Gemini the world will not go into another ice age. Instead it will get warmer and warmer until the entire face of the earth has been turned into a desert, (excluding, of course, those parts of the world that will be flooded by the melting polar caps.) Why is this good news you ask? Quite simple! Your new career will be found in the lemonade business. In about one week you will discover your great grandmothers old recipe book in the attic. There you will find the magic combination of ingredients that will help us all through the hottest time in our history. Your company will become a great success. You will suddenly have lots of friends. Love: During these scourging decades, although one might think that people would run around half naked, I’m afraid the harmful sun beams will force us all to wear special protective suites which will cover our bodies from head to toe. Nothing will be revealed, not even our sex. Sorry, it will be hard to make a date and you will not get a lot of love. The good news: you will not be alone Money: Yes, you will be swimming in money. Your lemonade will sell better than the biggest names. People will do anything to drink your refreshment. You will have difficulty keeping up with the demand. Health: Like I said people will do anything to drink your lemonade, not because it is particularly good, not because it quenches ones thirst either, no, people will love it because it will be made of 90% opium, meaning: they won’t even feel the heat because they will be so stoned! Apparently not only was your great grandmother a good cook she was also a terrible opium junkie . . . Gemini, don’t even look at her brownie recipes: who knows what might be in that????
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