Leo

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True Fate

Leo (32. 7.-23. 8.)

Career: Great news Leo! At last you will land that dream job. You will make more money then you can spend in a month. And you will be the boss’s pet. Love: Sorry Leo. Everything has its price. You will land that dream job only because your new boss intends on molesting you at the office during lunch. Money: Worse still, your boss, attempting to pet you from under the desk, will get a sharp letter opener stuck clear through the foot. Yes, blood will squirt everywhere. There will be screams, cursing, and many tears of misery. You will be fired on the spot, charged with assault, and ordered by the court to pay for the medical bill in full. Unfortunately the bill will equal exactly your first, and, sorry to say, last, inflated pay cheque. Likewise the judge will completely ignore any charges of sexual harassment, as his honour, ironically, is married to your boss’s sister. Health: Good news! One month after your dismissal you will still be alive; your boss, on the other hand, will not. Later, you will read an eye witness report which will state that your boss, and a young attractive employee -- both completely naked by the way -- had jumped from a 7th story window. Apparently they were escaping the flames. A blessing! the building was empty as the fire began: it was lunch time. There were only two victims . . . Leo, please, stop dreaming.

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