Virgo

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Virgo (24. 8.-23. 9.)

Career: Great news Virgo! The earth will change its polarity, north will become south and south north. The magnetic fields will be reversed, and all forms of wildlife, that are dependent on magnetic fields for navigation, will suddenly turn around and fly, swim, or crawl in the opposite direction. The sky will become dark too. There will be floods, avalanches, tornadoes and earthquakes. All communication systems will fail, and the worlds economy will be thrown into chaos. True, to just about everyone else in the world this will not be very Great news at all. You, on the other hand, thrive and enjoy disaster because you are a journalist, or better said, you will soon become one. Love: Yes, wether you know it or not, you always wanted to be a journalist, and now that the reporters, at your local station, will all vanish in the hurricane, you will finally have a chance to prove yourself. On the other hand, you will quickly find out that being a journalist is not all that you thought it would be. You will find that trying to interview a looting mob of terrified shoppers, during the black-out that will follow the earthquake and tornado, not entirely an easy, or enjoyable, task at all. Some how it was easier, and much more enjoyable, watching disasters at home on TV. And, worse still, people will hate you for interfering with their looting. Money: If you survive to see your first pay-check you will not be disappointed: you will never earn so much money in your life. Health: Bad news! You will never earn so much money in your life because you will not survive to see your first pay-check. Virgo, none of this is really going to happen.

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