Libra

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Libra (24. 9.-23. 10.)

Career: You are a lucky Libra! A new colleague of the opposite sex will take the office beside yours. Your new mysterious neighbour is Aquarius. You will first get to know Aquarius through your terrible habit of eavesdropping. You will spy on your neighbour through a tiny hole in the wall behind the picture of your boss. You will quickly realise that your new colleague is incredibly attractive, especially from behind. And while regularly stealing secret glimpses you will feel like some cheap peeping tom, like some dirty little pervert, and, in some strange way, that will make you feel good. Love: Yes, you will tie the knot with Aquarius. An artist, poet, and striptease veteran, Aquarius will open up a whole new universe for you. Yes, you will let love in. You will trust Aquarius completely. You will even plug up that dirty little spy hole in your wall, and disconnect that nasty phone tap too, for now you will have no more fear of your competition. Money: there will be lots of it! Unfortunately none of it will be yours. Yes, business will flourish, but your bank account will not. You will spend your life savings on Aquarius. Aquarius will demand expensive cloths from exotic shops in exotic cities all around the world: you will have to take time off work to buy it all. And because your lover has a fear of flying you will have to go alone . . . One day, returning from a mad shopping spree in Constantinople, you will find out that your lover has taken your place in the firm. You will be humiliated, thrown out on the street, and insulted by a wino named Jack. Health: Libra, according to the stars there is no worse partner for you than Aquarius. Your relationship is doomed! Aquarius will drop you like a sack of garbage, and take everything you have. Actually this was Aquarius’s intention from the very beginning. Yes, while you were spying on your neighbour, so too was your neighbour spying on you . . . But do not dismay! In about one month you will not need any emergency surgery. How come? Because you will not put a long splinter of mahogany right through the center of your eye, like Aquarius. Apparently, after unplugging your old spy hole, Aquarius will come against a sharp stick of wood that will be hammered into the cavity from the other side at that very moment . . . Libra! in the future, use binoculars.

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