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Scorpio (24. 10.-22. 11.)
Career: Congratulations, Scorpio, you will be kidnapped by terrorist, brainwashed, and trained to rob banks. Love: You will fall in love with the leader of the group, a terrorist, whom you will later call your fuzzy little beast. Money: Of course being a bank robber means having a lot of money, that is, of course, if you can keep some of it. Unfortunately your fuzzy little beast is also a terrible money hunger animal. Therefore you will be kept like a faithful house pet and never given credit for the dangerous work you seem to be born to do. Health: Good news! Your fuzzy little beast, and all of the other beasts, will get gunned down, in cold blood, by the police . . . Meanwhile, at the hide-out, you will trip over your own feet, fall on your head, and knock yourself back to reality. Better still, you will find yourself completely alone, surrounded by huge sums of money, jewellery, and hand-grenades. Naturally you will waste no time. You will stuff your bags full of money, run to the airport, and vanish from the continent forever . . . Later you will buy yourself an island in the tropics and live happily-ever-after. Like I said Scorpio, Congratulations!
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