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Leo (32. 7.-23. 8.)
Career: Great news Leo! Well, not that great really. Actually its not even slightly great, or even good. I don't know if I should tell you at all . . . OK, look, I got some terrible news for you Leo. You will never have to go to work again! Hey, wait a minute that's great news, right? Wrong. It looks like some one is going to ask for your hand in marriage. Still not so bad, huh? Well, not so bad if that particular some one didn't happen to be Dracula. Love: To be honest Leo, the Count will not so much as ask you for your hand in marriage as he will trap you in a dark ally, at midnight, and suck every last drop from your pale veins. Of course this will have nothing to do with love either. The Count's heart has been frozen for some three thousand years now, and he is only interested in your blood. Money: Now Un-dead, you will live the high life in Dracula's gigantic castle. You will be rich beyond your wildest dreams. Only problem, you won't be able to spend any of it? How come? Being Un-dead, and therefore highly sensitive to any form of sun light, you will be doomed to wonder the empty shopping malls at night when everything is closed. Health: Good news! Your husband, and blood sucker, Dracula, will finally die by the hands of Roman Polanski. Even better news: Roman Polanski will ask you to star in his next movie!
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