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Libra (24. 9.-23. 10.)

Career: Libra! Good news, you will become the next president of the United States. The bad news: you are only dreaming. Love: Yes, you will wake up one day and realise that not only are you not the president of the United States, but likewise unemployed, lonely and unwanted. Money: Worse still, you will find that you are completely broke and living on the street with nothing but the clothes on your back, and an old news paper to keep you warm during the long winter nights. Health: Good news Libra! You will catch some rare disease and almost die. Why is that good? because now you will be the subject of much discussion. Experts from the White House will be sent to isolate your virus. They will discover that you are the first person to ever survive the HIV virus on your own healing powers. They will use your blood to create a cure for the disease. You will become rich and famous. You will slip back into society, back to your old job as lawyer, as parent, and pillar of the community. Your popularity will grow, and you will be invited on talk shows like Larry King. Soon people will start encouraging you to run for president. You will accept, of course, and soon become the next president of the United States. The bad news: you are still dreaming. Libra, wake up!

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