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TURE EVIL

The World Is Flat

Who does not know this silly verse:

" Lizzie Borden took an axe

And gave her mother 40 whacks.

And when she saw what she had done,

She gave her father 41."

We have all heard it at one time or another, yet did you know that Lizzie Borden, 1860-1927, was a Sunday school teacher. Did you know that she was acquitted of the murder charge too? Did you also know that Adolf Hitler was not a Sunday school teacher. Did you know that Adolf committed suicide in order to avoid being charged with the most atrocious murders, and immoral acts against humanity, in the history of mankind? Why then doesn't Adolf have a poem?

Adolf Hitler took an axe

and cut the world up to the max

and when he saw that he was done

he tried to kill us, one by one

Yes, if any one deserves a poem it is Adolf, right! Yet the public is happy punishing innocent Sunday school teachers who have the unlucky hobby of chopping wood on the weekend. Some one should write a poem about the injustice and ignorance of public opinion. Something like this perhaps:

public opinion took a fax

and read it backwards and zig-zag-zak

and when they saw the obvious fact

there was no more doubt that the world is flat

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