Warning! Please follow the first three steps exactly as listed before entering the top secret section of this instructional publication. Do not ask why, just do it. Mindlessly following the first three instructions is the best possible procedure to guarantee your safety.

1: First select a deep tub, and prepare a warm foot bath, adding a foot softening lotion from Avon.

2: Take off your shoes and socks, insert your feet into the bath, and cover the tub with a towel, or a black garbage bag will also work nicely.

3: Important! Make sure that the tub is completely covered, leaving your feet in total darkness. Make sure your feet are completely hidden from view and submerged ankle deep on the bottom of the tub before continuing to the top secret section . . .

Warning! this is top secret information, and intended for people with opened minds and some intelligence. After following the instructions above, you may now click into the top secret section:

If you are ready to discover a truth that will completely change your life and in some cases cause terrible discomfort and pain, please read further. On the other hand, if you want to continue your life unchanged, to live your life as always, in ignorance and mindless blind exception of lies and deception, please leave this section now, and forget you were ever here . . . Disclaimer: sorry, this web page is not dedicated to foot care, this page, and its affiliates, is dedicated to establishing foot free zones: footless places where humans can live in freedom! Why? Please prepare yourself for discomfort, Why? because: We do not control our feet . . . our feet are in control of us! In case you have not already noticed, your feet have been manipulating your mind, and telling you what to do, where to go, if you should run, jump, walk, or rest since your birth. Yes, our feet are not just simple appendages used to stabilize our weight and propel us forward or backward, our feet are independent intelligent organisms, alien beings in control of the entire human race! Thus, soaking your feet in darkness means that the nasty parasites can no longer hear or see what you are doing. In this way they will not be aware that you are digesting intriguing information against them . . . A positive note: feet love to be soaked in warm foot baths, and afterwards they will reward you by looking and felling great. Another positive note: if you do not believe me, here is the evidence: Please read this evidence in sequence from 1 to 9!